We all lived our lives as kids in the last 20-40 years, Naijamixed brings you The Dumbest Things we Believed As A Kid (Checkout some here).
Being a kid was the most fun part of my life. It was also the time when i believe alot of dumb things which i later realise in life were all false. Some were spread by my parents, relatives, siblings, and friends to make us afraid or control us.
When I was a kid I used to believe that
- Rubber band sucks blood
- That fish swims in one’s belly upon consumption.
- Lucozade and maltuna are for sick people.
- I believe when you take mango and at the same time drink garri it will kill you.
- When i eat food in the night, i am eating with the devil.
- Wen I swallow gum it will tie my intestine and I will die.
- If I swallow any seed the tree will grow on my head
- There is grinding machine in my stomach that digest the food i eat.
- I thought trees moves backwards wen you are in a moving car.
- If i wash my school uniform on sunday, it won’t dry at all
- God usually comes down to collect offering.
- Any food that falls on the ground is already eaten by the devil.
- If lizard see my tooth that is missing it will not grow again
- If u bite me and I mix chicken shit n red oil all your teeth will remove.
- That women gave birth through their navel.
16.If u point burial ground. Something bad will happen to you
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17.If u drag a stick on the ground while walking. Your mama will give birth to snake.
- I use to believe all pot belly men are rich.
- I use to think that all black people will go to hell because devil is black and White people will go to heaven because Jesus is white.
- Satan was right under my feet.
- Any time u mistakenly cut ur self and blood is coming out you should start sucking it so that your blood will not finish.
- I use to believe eating head of ice fish together with the eyes will make my eyes big as well.
- If u jump/cross me,I will not grow again.
- If u flog a girl with broom,she will not marry.
25 when i was a kid i used to think the moon follows me wherever i go as i was getting older the Story changed that all streets have there own moon lol.
- When you dont go to church on sunday and u stay alone at home satan will come and steal you.
- I believed everyone who stays in the village is either a witch or a wizard. I vowed never to visit any village.
- if a cat spits on you death awaits you
- Older people never Excrete
- I use to think that as a flower boy, the flower gal was my babe o lol.
Over to you. What are the dumbest thing you believed as a kid?
